Kissing is a habit f**king is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn i got your back you got mine,I'll help you out anytime.to see you hurt to see u cry,makes me weep and wanna die.And if u agree to never fight,it wouldn't matter whoz wrong or right.If a broken heart needs a meand,I'll be rite there to the end.If your cheeks are wet from drops of tears,Dont u worry let go of your fears.Hand in hand love is sent,we'll be friends till the end If you erase this message u owe me a kiss, if you save this message u owe me sex, if you send this message 2 anyone u owe me both so when do i collect??? I ASKED FOR A FLOWER, HE GAVE ME A GARDEN... KFC IS LIKE sex YOU START WITH THE BREASTS WORK YOUR WAY DOWN THE THIGHS AND ALL YOUR LEFT WITH IS A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN!! If loving you's a crime, than I'm a criminal. StRuTiN OuR StUff ShAkIn OuR BoOtYiEz,Me n My GiRlZ,R LiL CuTiEz Sexy boy, you so fly, i wish i could give you a try, but my man's at home waiting for me by the phone, sorry can't get my groove on! I don't want you to love me Just because two lips have met, it doesn't mean two hearts have joined You always stop to stare, Why not just take a picture? Boys are like taxi's whenever you need them their not there, whenever you don't their everywhere!!!!! Dont SMILE my boyfriend will fall for it!! I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing if you truly cared for me you would do what is best for US! You told me luv wasn't a game, so why did you play me fool! Im sugar and spice and everything nice WHAT YOU SEE IS NEVER WHAT YOU GET. ~*~*~*CaNt NoBodY wHuP mEeH cEpT' mY mOmMa*~*~*~ You can't say when you hold me you don't want to hold me a little tighter I DONT NEED TO POINT OUT MY BEST QUALITIES...THEY STICK OUT ON THEIR OWN! WHaTZ ur NAme???..Or Don'T ÅNGEls have namES?? Boys r like pictures, they r interesting to look at, then they get boring! You Be good Dreams are just facts with exciting details to keep you intertained the day we met, the angels whispered, " perfect". you'll never see the stars if you are always looking down *..MIRROR MIRROR DONT LIE TO ME..* I just act like a damsel in distress so my prince will come My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore. Far enough? That's the problem. It hasn't gone far enough. Someone Call the cops, this this beautiful girl stoll my heart. Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson A dream is a wish made when you are fast asleep A stranger stabs you in the front. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. I'm sure you've heard that behind every great guy there's a great girl... *U n I are not to blame.... sometimes we just go insane* A fly cant bird......but a bird can fly....think about it! Is their such a secret place the land of tears? abuse me, use me.... but only with and for hugs and kissez! If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!! For every minute you spend angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. A woman still remembers the first kiss long after the man has forgotten the last honey, I'm so hottt I make your eyes water so here's a box of kleenex! Just when you think things can't get any worse.....they do. ¿iS tHiS sOmEtHiN' tHaTs GoNnA LaSt or EnD fAr 2 fAst? boy wrap ur arms around me, -love is like texas dont mess with it. MaNy NiTeS i'Ve CrIeD fRoM tHe ThInGs U dO, fElT lYkE i cOulD dIe FrOm ThE tHoUgHt Of LoSiNg YoU Im not coming bak to you so hunny cry, be a river, I Aint apolagizing! I didn't mean to hurt you, i'M in love with the one man i cant have EvRy1 KnOwS ThAt I'M ShY, AnD I CouLd BaRlEy EvEr ApPrOaCh A GUy, BuT i WaNNa FiNd A wAy 2 GeT u 2 NoTiCE Me, AnD i WaNna GeT WhiT u, As u CaN SeE!! *~* I OnLy get P-m-S On tHe dAyS ThAt eNd wItH Y*~*!! ShAkIn My BoOtIe..MoViN mY hIpS MaKiN u DrOoL n LiCk Ya LiPs BeT nO oThA gUrL cAn TeAsE yOu LiKe ThIs they say tru love hides behind every corner.... well i must be walkin in circles coz i can't seem it find it I dOnT cHaSe eM...jUs rEpLaCe eM!! ignoring girls is not the answer Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once! i am a fan of talent, not bsb ThErE aRe No StRiNgS oN mE.... NO STRINGS ATTACHED! ~**~LaLaLaLaLa i'm not listening!~**~ *~*Friends r Friends till one liez, so (name) to u I say Bye Bye!*~* Trying to be popular isnt being true to urself, but it just comes naturally 2 me & mah gurlz!!! And there you are..holding her hand..and I'm lost..trying to understand... your name should be Cambels because ur mmm-mmm-good Tell me now, Tell me quick do u want me to be ur chick? *¤God Made the land¤*God made the sea ¤*God needed a *PRINCESS*¤So he made *ME*!!!!! wo wo wo wo wo wo the police are coming cuz ur so stupid MaH tRuSt iS LyKe a MiRrOr OnCe iTz BrOkEn 7 YeArS BaD LuCk...U bRoKe MaH tRuSt So NoW uR iN TrOUbLe a stupid mind is a terrible thing to waste *You have messed with the wrong Pussycat!!! ~Josie and the Pussycats~* Baby I luved u, if u have somtin to say it to my face, not behind my back!! I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday. IF I HAD THE LETTERS "HRT" i could add "eA" to get "HEART" or "U" to get "hurt" But I rather use "U"to get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U" x'z and o'z Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, - lower the lid, ladies present.....a wet behind is most unpleasent! Adam said to god "god can you make me a partener" god said it will cost you an arm and a leg! adam said, "what can i get for a rib?" ****an error isnt a mistake until u refuse to correct it!!**** lipsink and n'sync whats the difference¿ love is like a book......if you tear a page, you rip the heart...and have to pay for both! theres a total diffrence between meh and yew I was blind before but i opened my eyes and realized your words are just a bunch of lies. if you kiss a toad and it becomes into a prince, i've kissed tons of guyz whens it gonna happen Can i get directions to you heart, I'm kinda lost in ur eyes. If YoU cAn'T tAkE tHe PaIn, DoN't PlAy ThE gAmE Monkeys are cute and fuzzy, My Friends are like my clothes i just can't get enough of them!! *SuRgEoN GeNeRaL WaRniNg*
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we f**ked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. If guys had they periods They would compare the size of their tampons! Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in ::ImA DyMe PIeCe:: ::SeXi n ThiCk:: :WaNnA sEe mAh CoOcHiE?:: ::LemMe SeE YaH dIcK: --oOpS sOrRi bOy NOt The ritE sIzE [[bUt Do us a fAvA]] *N pUt Ya tOuNgE bEtWeEn MaH tHiGHs* It's not what I do but how I do it. It's not what I say but how I say it. And how I look when I'm saying and doing it N boy u got my legs spread all over da bed N hands clenchin da sheets hair wild as hell nd i know the only thang on ya mind is sexin me... U see boy i can feel ur tempurature rising u should feel mah nature too come on its gonna be a bumpie ride..... Picture this I'm in mah room Laying on the bed Soaking wet Body's hot I Want u 2 show me wut u got Fuck me slow- Fuck me fast Fuck me good and make it last Fuck me now- don act be shy Fuck me hard and make me cry I ASKED FOR A FLOWER, HE GAVE ME A GARDEN... if water ws vdka & i was a duk id swm 2 da botom & neva cum up bt waters nt vdka &im nt a duk so pas me da botle &shut da fuk up if u had sex everyday 4 365 days, the condoms could b melted down 2 make a tire . what would u call the tyre? i'd call it a fuckin goodyear!! *SoMeDaY YoU WiLl Be SoRrY, SoMeDaY WhEn YoU'rE FrEe, MeMoRiEs WiLl ReMiNd YoU, ThAt U CoOd Ov BeEn WiT Me* sexy, sweet, hard to beat In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light!
I ASKED FOR A TREE, HE GAVE ME A FOREST...
I ASKED FOR A POND, HE GAVE ME AN OCEAN...
I ASKED FOR A FRIEND, HE GAVE ME YOU!!!
About to do some time unconditional..
the love I have for you. So please forgive me because my heart is true
i don't want you to care
i don't want you wishing that i was there
SO
If you really love and you do truly care
than stop spending nights wishing i was there
so if you wanna kick it with me you best not have lice
Ill be Bad you
Get wit me you'll be glad
*..TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY SEE..*
A friend stabs you in the back, But best friends don't carry knives!
Well have u heard that behind every great girl is a guy starring at her behind*
But....I've learned that life is like hour glass sand.
Sooner or later, everything hits rock bottom,
but all you have to do is be patient and wait
for something to turn everything around.
n let me hold u tight,
in the middle of the evening
ill make you feel alright
But your sexy when you cry.
Maybe I really loved you,
HaHa!!! Aren't I cute when I lie???
and i have the one man i cant love.......
I needed u,
U said "I luv u"
Did u mean it,
Lemme think,
hmmm.....NO!
diamonds on ma toes,
diz lil cutie haz
name brand clothez
find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
there is none
i have skill and u have problems
Boys are cute and lazy!
*fLiRtiN WiT Me MaY LeAd 2ExTrEmE iNFaTuAtiOn *
*& iN SoMe CaSeS UnBeLiEvEaBLe pLeAsUrE*
I ASKED FOR A TREE, HE GAVE ME A FOREST...
I ASKED FOR A POND, HE GAVE ME AN OCEAN...
I ASKED FOR A FRIEND, HE GAVE ME YOU!!!
pretty kewl rule this school
knock um dead with ure looks
were popular and got them hooked
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You took the "L" outta LOVER and now its "over" I play the game. I Play it Smart my energy comz from da Heart I use my head I move my Feet dont mess w/ me I'm 1OO% AThlete! ~*!*~your as fake as press on nails~*!*~ Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil devil! God made men first, because every great master piece needs a sloppy copy tears are unspoken words Go find a straw, cuz you suck! You told me not to talk to you Tell me that you love me Where honor dies, Defeat lies The greatest power is the power of goodbye I love him so much that it turns to hate....... Go away ....I have enough friends all ready I think it's werid when i love you, What happens if you get scared to death....twice? ~*~ Don't turn your back on your friends... Because it's the best target. ~*~ I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse? __Perhaps , Angles Have No Names Only Pretty Faces__ ~*InTeRnEt BoYz*~ *Learn the rules...then break them* Cry your heart out, let it all go. Cuz remember, after every tear, comes a rainbow! Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse... I 'M SORRY DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS LISTENING? *:. my mom told to me never take candy from strangers, but strangers have the best darn candy! .:*:. *I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!!! Guyz~If they do something right, they neva do it again. If they have to do something again, they neva do it right.~ YoU cAN cOmPLAiN b'CuZ rOSeS haVE thORnS, oR yoU CaN rEJOicE b'CUZ thORnS HaVE rOSeS.--- ~*If u mess with the best, you'll go down with the rest.*~ TGIF~ Thank God Im Female i nOe @ GrAdUaTiOn DaY Im GuNnA CrY iTz b/C i nOe i FoUnD FrEnDz DaT R TrU TiLL i DiE GO Ahead cry a river and i will build u a bridge to get ova it This is an AT&T and MCI conversation so SPRINT your way out!!! ~*~*Friends are 4ever, Gotz ta go. . luv ya though ~*Boys are bad, throw rocks at them all*~ *DiDjA kNoW tHaT iM iNvIsIbLe?.....BuT oNlI wHeN nO-1's ArOuNd* ~*I'm Just Like Heaven...Every1 Wants 2 Get 2 Me*~ "I just realized it's so lonley being free" "Nights are too long and I'm cold here without you" Instead of shoving weeds in my face try roses!!! When my last teardrop falls, ¤i HaVe A bLaCkBeLt In ShOpPiNg¤ (Name) and (name) were born ta shine
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With a Wink and A kiss...
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
so with an X and an O (name) out like wo!I should call the police cuz you stealin my heart!
I wAs WiTh HiM sO lOnG, I gReW tO bE sO sTrOnG,
nOw wErE nOt ToGeThEr, I'm WeAkEr ThEn EvEr*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.When in doubt, throw him out!
I think, therefore I'm single
Guys arr like cookies; once you have tried them all, u don't want them nemore
If you don't know where ur going, any road will take u there.
*~~If My LoVe FoR yOu ToOk ThE fOrM oF wAtEr... I'd Be DrOwNiNg.~~*
*Where is the good in Good-Bye?*
You do not love someone under the condition that this person would love you back
*~Don't ask God for a easy life,
ask him to make you a strong person~*why are you red and surrounded by fire
oops i got you confused with the demanI'm not crazy!!... Im a teen!!
If a moron holds a cow by the ears a clever man can milk it.
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
If love is fun, why arent you smileing?
*This is a taco-burrito conversation, NACHOS*
ur life is just like a math book, u both have problems
?¿wht happend to u cross da street wit out looking?¿
judge me all you want. just keep the verdict to yourself
~!~*~*~!!ThE sCaRiEsT ThiNg iN yOu LiFe iS To WaKe Up
WheN Ur oLd N ReaLiZe YoU NeVeR ReaLLy LiVeD~!~*~*~!~~* dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~*
tormented by my beauty?
Boyz r great........ Every gurlz team needs a waterboy!
My heart is lost~ im off 2 find it.
once i do, i gotta bind it.
cuz if i dont then it'll be a mess
my luv 4 u will pour out and then there'd b less.Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond:†Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?â€ÂÂÂÂ
Life is like the number 8, it goes on and on and has its turns.
They say a picture is worth a thousond words,
but when i looked at yours, i couldn't say anything!If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun
and squirt it into other peoples eyes!this isnt burger king u cant have it ur way
There are a lot of fish in the sea...but some of them are sharks
**Judge your boyfriend on how he treats your bestfriend!!**
hE lUVs Me LUvS mE nOt ;
If He DoEsNt He JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt!!!!!!!if somene says something back to you, say
" I've heard better combacks from a turkey sandwich"With a Wink and A kiss...
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
so with an X and an O (name) out like wo!Love is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it
disappears really fast!2hot2hold2much2handle
I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!
~Day by day, nothing seems to change but pretty soon, everything's different~
Sometimes you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.
I should call the police cuz you stealin my heart!
I wAs WiTh HiM sO lOnG, I gReW tO bE sO sTrOnG,
nOw wErE nOt ToGeThEr, I'm WeAkEr ThEn EvEri try not to let school interfere with my social life
*Today I Love U More Than Yesterday,
but Not as much as Tomorrow**Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?*I thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever
u kno what? u need to call 1-800 get-a-life and stop revolving around mine!
If I kiss him will he stop talking?
Why do free thinkers all think alike?
~Rosez r red
Violetz r blu
Suga iz sweet
but revenge iz 2~Do you come with a instruction manual cuz ur confussin me!
..::It Takes Both Rain And Sunshine To Make A Rainbow::
Women are stupider than men, because we date them.
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
Does the noise inside my head bother you?
i WeNt FrOm CaNdY aNd ToYz
To CelLfOnEz AnD bOyZCan i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
~*u DoNt DeSeRvE Me
i KnOw ThAt ItS TrUe,
bUt I WaNt u So bAd..
WuT Do I Do*~~Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow; we must fail in order to know.
Sometimes our vision clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears.You! off my planet
Yes, girls are right.
Men are a bunch of dogs.
Alot are really cute!
Tons of fun to play with
We keep all of them company.
And without us they would
be miserable and bored.I love not being you :)
did u know ur smart?
smart as a cucumber on wheels!Always remember your unique, just like everyone else!
* being with you is like fallin thro a deep dark hole, but in that hole i find something special, a treasure to behold*
It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
*Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?*
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?"
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart
If u need space join NASA baby!!!
girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die
ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?
***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***
*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)
I'm like a butterly-pretty 2c- hard 2 catch!
~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~
*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me*
I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it
I Wanna Heal, I Wanna Feel, What I Thought Was Never Real
what is THe speed liMiT oF sex? 68 coZ aT 69 u goTTa turn around :p
i wanna heal,i wanna feel,like im close to sumthin real, i wanna find sumthin ive wanted all along,sumwhere i belong
Its like when i come online u go off...n when i try n talk to u...u talk to her...she dosnt like u, like i do...
Mirror mirror on the wall whos the cutest of them all, the mirror smiled and gave a grunt not you, you fucking ugly cunt!.
Let me fall let me climb there's a moment when fear and dreams must collide!
.o0 Keep ya spirit high let it flow ill take u where u want 2 go open up and let me free ur soul juz let ur body lose control 0o.
when da partys done and da lights go out Jp's da name dat i shout
dial 1 for phone sex, 2 for oral, 3 for doggie, 4 for normal, 5 for threesome, but if u want em all jes dial my numba
u can be my hott boy and i can be ur honey, u can be my sex toy and i'll be yo playboy bunni
sex is not da answer,
sex is da question,
da answer is yes
shut da door, turn off da lights, cuz ima rock yo world 2nite!
sex is good, sex is fine, doggie style or 69, jus for fun or gettin paid, everybody luvs gettin laid, so if ya want me in da sack, lick yo lips, hit me back
ima ride u like a mercedes make u do things u aint done wit otha ladies
juvenile couldnt bak dis ass up
u think ima innocent gurl lets make a bet if thats what u thinkin then u so dont kno me yet!
u say u luv my style as i walk thru tha door but trust me boy my clothes would look much betta on yo floor
right now maybe im jes flirty wit u but soon i wanna get down and dirty wit u
god made coke god made pepsi god made black guyz so damn sexy!!
i dont judge my guy by his boxers it's whats inside that countsHi! were not home right now so if you would like to rob us, right now would be a good time!
Hello, you've reached (guys name) and (girls name). We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. (Girl) likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way youre a mile away... and you've got their shoes too!
I hope life isn't a big joke cause I don't get it!
Starlight, Star bright, where the hell is Mr. Right?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
It is better to be pissed off than pissed on!
*~boyz r like lollipops the sweet 1s r always taken n' the rest r sour~*~
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss aint a kiss without some tongue;
So open wide and close your eyes give that tongue some exercise!Best friends are like four leaf clovers: lucky to have, but hard to find!
I may mot be a flinstone but I can make ur bed rock!
No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever!
When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you, When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you, When I first liked you I was afraid to love you, Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you!
Whats better: A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, a kiss aint a kiss unless its tasted!
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie the Pooh
Dont hate me because Im beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so!
*It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone*
*The road to success is always under construction!*
*Can I get directions to your heart? Im kind of lost in your eyes!*
I LOVE FISHES CAUSE THEYRE SO DELICIOUS!
.:Hell was full so I came back:.
Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
I can resist anything but temptation.
Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires togethahhhhhhhhhh!
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.¥øü plå¥ gåmê§, Ì plå¥ †rï¢k§ lïkê å gåmê øf pï¢k-üp-§†ï¢k§ plå¥êàߥ Fü¢kïñg lüñå†ï¢§..
Mouths are for talking, eyes are for seein' kiss my ass cause i am da queen!
words of wisdom: A bible without christ is like a chino without rice.
poundin out agression,turns into obsession,cannot kill the battery,cannot kill the family
ur legz are like peanut butter , smooth, creamy, and easy to spread
I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost If I'm asking for /-/elp it's only because, Being with you has opened my eyes..
baby I..just gottah let U go for now.....I've moved on ...and maybe U should too..
Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, DRINK.
If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age.
If you STEAL, steal someone's heart and if you DRINK, have one with me!Roses are red the violets are dead i thought u loved me but it was all in my head!
ThE 3 MAIN WordS NO1 EVA WantS 2 HEaR FroM nO1 iS I LOVE U
Boy ur so fine. You taste better dan wine. If we can combine, den ur all mine.
What don't love me hates me, what don't kill me makes me, what don't love me DIES!
It's not my fault... im so cute
when times are hard.. all i do is close my eyes.. and think of you..
when god made me he was showing off..
wi|| u fall for me..the way ive fallen for u? i needa noo cause i luv u
fortune,fame, mirror vain,gone insane....fortune,fame,mirror vain,gone insane but the memory remains
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
Adults are just kids with money.
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
You are right where you belong, behind me!
Proud mother of a delinquent child!
You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.
If you can read this you are too close, BACK OFF!
High beams were made to piss people off!
If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
I hate bumper stickers!
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Look out! Behind you!
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
You can't be late until you show up.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
Why be normal?
Mean people suck! =(
Was today really necessary?
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
No matter where you go; you're there.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
Horn Broke. Watch For Finger!
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.
This is not an abandoned car.
I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.
If you can do the time, you can do the crime.
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
No Radio - Already Stolen!
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
My wife said if I watch one more Yankees game she is leaving. God I'll miss her!»¦«*Blondes TêAsE*»¦«
»¦«*Brunettes PLeAZe*»¦
-:|:- Dumb girls need "air",
-:|:- Naughty girls need underwear,
-:|:- Sweet girls aren't mean,
-:|:- Funny girls make a scene,
-:l:- Perfect girls have all the class,
-:|:- Mean girls will kick your aSS,
-:|:- Smart girls will excel,
-:|:- Gossip girls will tell,
-:|:- Popular girls get all the boys,
-:|:-Little girls play with toys,
-:l:- Normal girls are nothing new,
-:l:- So which one applies to you?what u gonna do? jump through the computer screen and kick my ass?
Humpty dumpty sat on a bed while little bopeep was giving him head, as soon as he came she started 2 weep. coz then he fucked off & shagged all her sheep!
<3 everything is okay in the end..if it's not okay..its not the end.
<3 cancel my subscription...im sick of your issues.
<3 the bad things in life open your eyes to the good things in life you didnt pay attention to before.
<3 the heart has reasons that even reason doesnt understand.
<3 The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in likeing what one has to do.
<3 to the world you are just one person..but to one person you could mean the world
<3 you dont love someone because they are beautiful..they are beautiful because you love them
<3 love is always patient and kind..it is never jealous. Loveis is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offence and it is not resentful.Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins..but delights in the truth...it is always ready to excuse, to trust to hope...and to endure whatever comes.
<3 Here i am..not knowing where i stand.
Here i am looking for a place to land.
My heart in the palm of his hand,
A girl dying to be his woman.
Between tomorrow and yesterday,
What i really want to say,
Is im falling for something about him.
He is to me the rainbow through the rain.
He is to me the laughter throught the pain.
He is living in my dreams.
He is a vision and it seems,
That im falling for something about him.
-My love is lyk WHOA.. My kiss is lyk WHOA My touch is lyk WHOA!.. My sex is like WHOA!! My ass is like WHOA!..
[ I begin to give in without any hesitation.. that's my infatuation.. that's pure infatuation.. ]
2,4,6,8feeln horny jst cant wait,3,5,7,9 want ur body nxt 2 mine,a,b,c,d cum & lay on top of meU,v,w,x call me wen u feel lyk sex
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long baby
Nice legs...what time do they open?
You've got 206 bones in your body...want one more?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me
Oh i'm sorry I thought that was a braille nametag
I'd really like to see how you look when i'm naked
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Are those real?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even farther for that thing you do with your tounge
If its true that we are what we eat I could be you by morning
You know if I were you i'd have sex with me
You. Me. Handcuffs. Whipped ?Cream. Any Questions?
Those clothes would look great on a crumpled heap on my floor
My name is Austin ... remember that youl be screaming it later
Hi i'm Mr Right someone said you were looking for me
Wanna come over for pizza and sex? no? why don't you like pizza?
Do you sleep on your stomach? can I?
[ I'll wear a short skirt if i want! does that make me a slut? i'll speak my mind does that make me a bitch? ]
ImA bItCh, I pUt Up A fIgHt. If U dOnT lIkE mE, dAtS aIgHt. I aM wOt I aM, i Do WoT i Do, If U gOtTa PrOb? SCREW U!
